Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.

The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020

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Brown Lighting

Accusing someone of farting so much that they question whether they did or not.

I did not fart! You’re totally Brown Lighting me!

by Brownlight January 4, 2022

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Dry Lightning

When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.

Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.

Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.

by Islands in the Kitchen June 23, 2022

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lightweight

Someone who gets drunk really fast or stays drunk after a long period of not drinking

Wow he's a lightweight, he's drunk after 2 beers.
You're still drunk after 5 hours? Lightweight

by ftw229 September 14, 2016

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nightwing_enjoyer

I love nightwing_enjoyer they are just a unique person and everything about them is amazing. They have funny videos they are just a funny person in general. They are a great person everything about them is just so awesome. Best person you will ever meet

I LOVE nightwing_enjoyer

by GhostLovesWaffles May 10, 2022

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