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lesbian

A female who is attracted to other females emotionally and sexually. Period. You are not necessarily a lesbian if you have strong feelings of love for other women...do NOT get this confused. Also, if you're with a lesbian, you aren't necessarily a lesbian unless you too love (emotionally and sexually) other women. Lesbians are NOT necessarily man-hating, not ALWAYS feminists, and do NOT always have penis fear or envy. Stereotypes may describe lesbians as slutty girls who sleep with other women to get men in bed, but let's get the facts straight: lesbians = women who love women and want to be with them sexually ONLY. If you're a horny guy looking to get a woman-loving girl in bed, try the word bisexual or man-pleasing whore. :)
Linda: Do you love me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Molly: Kay.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Barb: Gladly.
by The Angry Lesbian October 28, 2005
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Lesbian

1. A woman whose sexual preferences are exclusively directed toward other women.

2. The other L-word, easy to confuse with the main L-word, love.
Example 1:
Bob: So Alice has a girlfriend?

Bob's Friend: Yeah, didn't you know? She's a lesbian.

Example 2:
Guy: Wait... I'm in lesbians with you...

Girl: ...*walks away*

Guy: ...I said lesbians.
by Shadowy March 4, 2011
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Lesbian

someone who doesn’t suck dick
Man: “suck my dick
Lesbian: “no you
by Dead puppet May 6, 2018
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fat truck driving lesbian

1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.

2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'

2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
by xiao hauzi July 4, 2006
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tick-tock lesbian

A girl who claims heterosexuality, but whom everyone knows will be a full-blown lesbian by her junior year of college.

Symptoms include:
-short hair
-Doc Martens
-flannel
-an inexplicable attraction towards naked women
Since when is Eddie gay? Oh, wait nevermind--that's his girlfriend. Yeah she is mos def a tick-tock lesbian.
by itriponstuff January 14, 2009
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Lesbian Sex

Lesbian sex is the sweetest thing in the world. Guys enjoy watching it, girls enjoy doing it.
Grace heard a knock on the door. She walked to open it, and saw Kate staring seductively back at her.
"Kate, what are you doing here?" Grace asked.
"Oh, I just thought we could hang for a bit." Kate replied. She followed Grace into the living room where they sat on the sofa and watched TV.
Grace felt the tension between them. "Maybe I should change it to something more appropriate..." she said, getting off the couch and digging in a trunk. She pulled out a lesbian sex DVD.
"Oh, yeah..." Kate whispered.
The two girls sat and watched the movie, each of them growing quietly wetter and wetter. All of a sudden, Kate stood up, and pulled down her panties from under her skirt. She tossed them away, and began to stroke Grace's bare legs, feeling up her skirt and onto her pantie-covered minge.
"Come on, Gracie, don't dissappoint me..." she whispered. She held Grace's fingers and pulled them to her own soaking pussy, where she made Grace's hands move in a rhythm. Grace soon moved of her own accord, slowly but firmly stroking Kate's clit. Kate pulled down Grace's panties, and proceeded to feel Grace's wet pussy.
The two girls undressed each other until they were down to just their bras. Grace pulled off Kate's with her teeth, exposing her huge breasts. Grace began to suck Kate's nipple, nibbling at it, and licking it all over. After she was done, Kate did the same to Grace.
Grace hooked Kate's leg over her shoulder and began to eat her out, penetrating and licking and sucking with her wet tongue. Kate shuddered with happiness. She could feel herself peaking to an orgasm.

Grace slipped her fingers easily into Kate's soaking pussy and began massaging, rubbing, creating that delicious friction they both loved. She suddenly hit Kate's g-spot, and with rhythmic, loving thrusts, she made Kate's body shudder and sigh with the biggest orgasm she had ever had.
Kate repeated the process to Grace, licking and sucking and giving her passionate kisses, feeling her breasts and clit. Suddenly Kate clambered onto Grace, their wet pussys clapping together as they grinded against each other. The slap-slap was the sexiest noise either of them had ever heard.
Then they scissored, and kissed more, and massaged each other's breasts. Grace found her vibrating back massager, and they took it in turns sharing wonderful orgasms. They fell asleep, naked and wet and quivering, after four long hours of glorious sex. They woke up in each other's arms in the morning - and repeated it.
by HotLesbian July 22, 2009
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Lesbian Language

The squeals, shouts, and overall sounds made by lesbians while having lesbian sex, where they mainly don't talk just make horny sounds. All lesbians can speak this language.
Tina: (While having lesbian sex with May) Mmm....
May: muhh.. mm..uhghh.. slurpp..
Kid watching from his window: Wow, they have some Lesbian Language, thats for sure!
by someuno September 25, 2011
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