When a male decides to give a particular lady very happy. He first gets an erection, but then things get really crazy. He takes a hot liquid, ex. hot coffee, and pours it onto his fully erect member. The coffee causes the penis to swell to gargantuan size and turn red, thus appearing as the penis of the devil himself. The female should almost instantly want to fuck her man because it is quite a sacrifice on his part, as it is quite painful. The proceed to have sexual intercourse, and the lady is particularly pleased.
Topher wanted to give his girlfriend a treat for her birthday, so he made a pot of coffee and performed the devil's lance.
by Topher4life November 9, 2009
Get the The devil's lance mug.that wing of the mall which plays host to stores such as American Eagle, Abercrombie & Filtch, Aeropostle, Holister, etc... a.k.a. the wing opposite to Hot Topic.
by SodaPhish May 21, 2005
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A large breed of hedgehog found only in Pacific Northwest forests. Named because a low cry of "laaaane!" will result in the lane running towards the source of the cry, expecting barbecue.
To avoid incident, do not carry coffee, music, or anything remotely resembling barbecue with you while hiking.
To avoid incident, do not carry coffee, music, or anything remotely resembling barbecue with you while hiking.
by TheBandGeek September 28, 2013
Get the lane mug.On the highway, with more congested (but not traffic jam) hours with lots of cars, a lane shield is the car hovering next to you while you are trying to get into their lane. Sometimes this is even intentional by the driver because they feel you may be trying to cut them off. Usually they will tailgate the vehicle in front of them so that you have to brake hard or speed up infront of them both to get into their lane.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
Get the lane shield mug.An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.
"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."
by Sean August 13, 2004
Get the Lover's lane mug.A great but overrated cyclist. Seven Time winner of the Tour De France. Often called the greatest cyclist ever by passive American cycling fans that have never heard of Eddy Merckx, Bernard Hinault, Fausto Coppi or Miguel Indurain. Merckx and many others went on to race in hundreds of races while Armstrong focused on the Tour. His only other races were often training for the Tour at Tour de Georgia or Dauphiné Libéré. Merckx raced every race to win. Lance often was just training for the tour and along with his contemporaries would not take the risk seen in the Coppi-Merckx Era.
LA Fan: Lance Armstrong is the greatest cyclist ever!
Reality: No way dude. Eddy Merckx or Coppi.
LA fan. Who? you're crazy!
Facts: Merckx! Cycling was around before 1999. Merckx won 525 races and won the Giro D' Italia and Tour de France five times. Lance only talked about racing the Giro. Never even showed and has never ridden in most of the Classics like Paris-Roubaix which Merckx won three times. Also never attempted the Hour Record as he hinted on for years. A record for which Merckx is the standard.
LA fan: But Lance won the Tour De Georgia.
Reality: Dumbass!
Reality: No way dude. Eddy Merckx or Coppi.
LA fan. Who? you're crazy!
Facts: Merckx! Cycling was around before 1999. Merckx won 525 races and won the Giro D' Italia and Tour de France five times. Lance only talked about racing the Giro. Never even showed and has never ridden in most of the Classics like Paris-Roubaix which Merckx won three times. Also never attempted the Hour Record as he hinted on for years. A record for which Merckx is the standard.
LA fan: But Lance won the Tour De Georgia.
Reality: Dumbass!
by Paris-Roubaix January 27, 2008
Get the Lance Armstrong mug.Mentioned in the television series How I Met Your Mother by Ted. Lance Hardwood is an everyday name that parents may choose to abandon their baby to an orphanage and leave a note saying that their name is Lance Hardwood, therefore ruining said child's life for ever and ever. This has been done time and time again with other names such as; Mike Clitoris, Hugh Jass, Mike Hock, Yurik Hunt. Spelling may vary. "On an completely unrelated note, all names mentioned above are often used by pornstar."
"Hey man did you see Lance Hardwood last night?"
"The pornstar???"
"Naw man, Lance Hardwood the reported."
"The pornstar???"
"Naw man, Lance Hardwood the reported."
by Jacques Lolz January 11, 2010
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