TheBandGeek's definitions

lane

A large breed of hedgehog found only in Pacific Northwest forests. Named because a low cry of "laaaane!" will result in the lane running towards the source of the cry, expecting barbecue.

To avoid incident, do not carry coffee, music, or anything remotely resembling barbecue with you while hiking.

I was walking through the forest with some sausage, and a lane fell screaming onto my head.

by TheBandGeek September 28, 2013