butt-load

The metric unit used for measuring masses in the quanities that one average-sized butt can hold. Can also be with the subfixes... kilobutt-load, megabutt-load, nanobutt-load, and so on. Gay people like to use this as a reference.

Jack: Yeah so I found this apple in the store, it was HUGE! Probably about one megabutt-load!
Sally: Whoa, maybe if youre gay.

by Fizz :) April 13, 2006

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

load curve

1. A chart showing the amount of electricity customers use over a period of time.

2. The measured arching distance a man's ejaculate travels upon orgasm.

The best way for a man to improve his load curve is to forgo masturbation for at least two to three days before ejaculation.

by robbiewankkenobie May 3, 2010

loaded queef

n. a vaginal purge of semen

the girl went to pee, and was surprised by an unexpected loaded queef

by Daniel Infrangible April 21, 2011

G-load

a grip load, a hand full.

dude, there is a G-load of fish in the water.

by shizzlnittlezz July 5, 2009

Load rag

A rag, towel, Kleenex, handkerchief used to clean up ejaculate.

I had a load rag that stands up on its own. It took so many loads. I put it in a frame and called it art work.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Gangsta Loaded

1)the process of loading a handgun's magazine with several different types of bullets and often with the wrong size bullet 2) not keeping a round in the chamber so one can rack the slide to appear "gangsta".

T.T.'s gun exploded cuz it was gangsta loaded!

by RedCop December 9, 2008