alright then late

Origin:unknown,- commonly used as an way to interject a dumb, stupid or off the wall comment or remark or person. When used appropriately, it can have devastating effects on individuals such as relationships broken, friendships forever lost, serious injury, and sometimes death. It often has its benefits to ending boring ass conversations with people that aren't interesting. Used within our nation but innovated by the cooler generation of californians that graduated between the years of 06-08, but mainly 07 and that reside or have resided in the 209

1. Girl: but you said you loved it when I picked my nose.
Guy: ....alright then late...

2.Bromontana: I got COD black ops
No homo: can I come over and pwn
Bromontana: hell nah bitch you suck
No homo: alright then late...

3. Sichua: I gave your mom a rim job last night
Tom-A-Hawk: alright then late...

by cups o mally November 15, 2010

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!

Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!

by Gin February 27, 2004

factually late

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

by Not without dups August 16, 2010

twi-late thoughts

According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down

Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.

by robin_writes December 7, 2016

Unfashionably late

Showing up to an event when it's already over.

Bobby was so unfashionably late, he showed up to watch some football and the game was already over and everyone else had left.

by RiskyShananigans February 3, 2017

Day Late

Being super slow and not quite getting it.

Dude, He's being day late. I don't think he knows what he's doing or saying. He's being worse than a blonde.

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

never late twice in the same day

The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time

Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!

by Original igloo August 20, 2020