lampy

General term for how one feels, means to feel good or bright
Can also be used to mean someone is clever

1) *at library*
'hey man, how are you doing?'
'I'm good man, feeling lampy today'
2) 'did you get the answer to question three on the worksheet?'

'yeah it's this *gives answer*
'Sweet, thanks lampy!'

lampy by GeordieAndIKnowIt March 2, 2015

lampposted 

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

lampposted by Kempo May 23, 2006

lampard 

the fit midfield football player who plays for chelsea and england (no. 8). Aslo know as lamps.

'look at lampard he is so fit'
'lampard scored'

lampard by **sojealousofelenrives** September 5, 2008

Mexican Lampshade 

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.

Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.

Mexican Lampshade by ss43 July 9, 2010

Joke lamprey 

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

Joke lamprey by Salmonhq February 13, 2008

lava-lamping 

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

lava-lamping by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

Lamptee 

A lamptee is a street lamp the shape of a T,, chavs like to dangle off these things,, as do crazy dare-doers and moshers.
Mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. This crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
The "lamptee" crew.. This crew orignates in the WestMidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.

YahMom: Lets go hang on thee lamptee bled! come be mah lamptee crew well be shizzling our nizzle bredrin.

Unnat: YOOO! BRRRRRRAAAAAAP!! SHIZZLING MAH NIZZLE TILL IT JIZZLE BRO!! ON DAH LAMPTEE LETS GO SHITE SUM LAMPTEE ARSE!!

UnnatsMom: I do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee YahMom && Unnat please!

unnat: ok =[

Lamptee by Mike&&Amy May 24, 2006