Keyboard Warrior

An unsociable nerd

Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.

Me: Hey, Is Scriv coming to the cinema tonight?

Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.

by Thugasaurus Rex January 10, 2016

Keyboard Attacker

An internet stalker/attacker.

I talked to her a few times, but she turned out to be a keyboard attacker.

by BEldridge November 14, 2005

keylogger

n. A legal drawf that hits the hard pussy.

Show me dem pussy. I'm da keylogger.

by Big Hairy Momma August 25, 2010

Kekoa

Teh koOkie monsther wif tew teef. (s)he is teh phattest, oogliest and chodiest phag yew will ewer c.

Kekoa is the hottest guy around. He has 900 teeth and loves to eat making him the fattest guy around. Besides eating he loves being a fag. He is so much of a fag that he has so many friends. He has his man boobs, enormous butt and seems like all his fat is in his pretty face. He is so smart but dosn't have a brain in either head. One day, he will get a girlfriend, and i feel sorry for that girl.

by Aawin Chwin January 12, 2010

keybored

when you sit at the keyboard staring at the screen bored out of your mind

dude 1: get your homework done last night?

dude 2: i was so keybored i couldn't start

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

Keyboardedout

Mental affliction that happens when one's wits and smarts have run out, due to stress or boredom.

I was like, all keyboardedout after spending an entire evening goofing off on that forum.

by MeeToo December 13, 2002

keyboard nerd

a nerd who enjoys to play the keyboard whether it is their or not, like someone who plays the air guitar a keyboard nerd plays the air keyboard

wow man check ross out the keyboard nerd

by Jids February 4, 2006