Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.

Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*

by shreky daddy August 18, 2018

Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

Keyboard solar system

The Dictionaries Multiverse contains all dictionaries. We don't know what is outside of the Multiverse. But we know that there is the most fundamental field called symbol. You are most likely in Urban Dictionary Universe. There are many galaxies, such as Sexual Definitions galaxy, Abbreviations galaxy, Slang galaxy. Keyboard solar system is in Boredom galaxy. Boredom galaxy contains all definitions that were created because of boredom. There is Site solar system - all definitions that are related to this site. Type any word... is the star , Get a mug , More random definitions , Add some tags below and others are planets. Some planets have moons if there are more definitions related to planet such as Get the get the mug mug. Keyboard solar system has all combinations related to keyboard layouts. Star is The Keyboard , QWERTY , AZERTY , QWERTZ and others are planets. Every keyboard combination has its power. More unique it is , harder is to find (no randomness , still must make sense to all intelligent beings) more the level is. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is level 1 , qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p is level 10. When a creature finds a new sequence that was not in Urban Dictionary and write a definition , creature collects it level. There are many rulers in Keyboard solar system. More levels (sum of all definitions) = more power. I am the ruler of MBXJSY. There are rulers that are greater than me , there are rulers weaker than me. You collect 250 extra levels if you read this.

"Keyboard solar system is one of the biggest in Boredom Galaxy"

by mbxjsy October 7, 2025

keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025

gangsterified keyboard

an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic

Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard

by piece of plastic December 6, 2006

How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.

Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?

by PLamble April 7, 2023

Keyboard Warrior

A keyboard warrior is someone who communicates better through typing than speaking in real life. They can express their thoughts, arguments, and ideas more clearly and confidently when using a keyboard, but may struggle to do the same in face-to-face interactions. They’re more effective at organizing their thoughts and making points when typing, rather than in IRL conversations.

Person 1: "Wow, you had a lot to say in that chat! Why were you so quiet during the meeting?"
Person 2: "I'm more of a keyboard warrior—it's easier for me to explain things in writing!"

by silensu October 9, 2024