Dirty Ken

When you tie a noose with your foreskin and put it around your partners throat to slowly choke them in a kinky manner while you fist them with your four limbs

“Cause of death: the Dirty Ken”
“Evil move that”
“But god it is hot”

by TobascoSource December 3, 2020

Busy as a Ken doll

Lazy, not doing anything, can't get it up.

"Hey are you busy?"
"About as busy as a Ken doll."

by Itallstartedatfuzzys February 2, 2019

Forkosh Gen-ma-Ken

forkosh's newest move. its very powerfull. it puts the opponent face to face with death. when he lauches his fist it makes a energy wave strike trough the opponents brain and create an illusion as if they won the match and get to see the enemy die, but in reality they are killing themselves.
this move has no affect wat soever on luke. he is the only one that is immune to it.

thats it! take this!! Forkosh Gen MA KEN!!!!!

by i am zam April 13, 2003

kenzie ken 10

likes men and uses jp to do his dirty work with lots of darker men and has fun with miners in the cave.

kenzie ken 10 loves cock and he is dating skiddy pk.

by JPs LOVING MOTHER April 24, 2024

horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.

Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.

by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015