Early day of the year, and the days babies who came too late for New Years Day, also the birthday where a kid either gets no presents because Christmas was too close to the B-day, or The day the kid gets a whole bunch of presents because again Christmas was so close so the people just waited until the B-day.

Example 1: You're pregnancy was extended so you're baby will come after New Years Day on January 4th.

Example 2: Tommy got his gifts Christmas gifts on his B-day January 4th

Example 3: Tommy got his B-day presents for Christmas too even though his B-day is after Christmas on January 4th

January 4th by Blood Bill January 3, 2012

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January 6

The day of the capital insurrection in which MAGAts stormed Washington DC. Minimal damages were reported, only easily replaceable doors and windows were broken and Maximum memes were harvested.

Friend: Bruh didn’t you heard about the capitol insurrection? An ox hat earring dude took over
Me: That’s crazy, it’s only January 6,hopefully 2022 will be better doe

January 6 by Shutter_bug January 9, 2021

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January 24th

My Birthday!, also it’s kiss a random guy/girl day.

Hey Jon, it’s January 24th so it’s kiss someone random day.

January 24th by Ggsmygui October 20, 2019

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January 3rd

As someone born on January 3rd, I am sad to say that there is nothing this day can offer for your personality. God bless you Jan 3rds.

January 3rd. Hm.

January 3rd by mothwinggg October 17, 2019

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