A "comfort streamer" that spends her eternal purgatory in the dark pits of YouTube making Minecraft shorts and responding to comments in a tone louder than a fucking A10 Warthog. Her summoning chant, "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨", is said upon the many toddlers that watch her.
Person 1: "Join the Jellybean cult! It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨."
Person 2: "Please leave my home you insolent fuck."
Person 2: "Please leave my home you insolent fuck."
by EldenLord March 13, 2022
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by lanstopher March 6, 2009
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1. (noun) A jar filled with ones own ejaculate, likely to be sold for consumption. Other uses include therapeutic message lotion, hair gel and sunscreen.
2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.
2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.
Bob: What did you end up getting your mom for Christmas?
Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!
Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!
Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!
Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!
by wildsully September 23, 2010
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Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011
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2. The yellowing, crusty stain found on the front of a pair of pants that have been left in the washing some time after having been defiled by gentleman juice.
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3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter
step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter
step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
by Rachel H June 30, 2008
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