beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 10, 2007

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meat curtains

man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains

by phantom1 June 21, 2009

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Gay Curtain

A phenomenon notable in communal bathrooms, the Gay Curtain is the tendency of a curtain in a shower to resist attempts to stick it to the shower wall. This leaves a small space in the coverage provided by the curtain, leaving the individual inside exposed to the outside world.

That shower on the left has a Gay Curtain, and the bloody door to the hall is right across from it.

by P-hill November 03, 2006

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beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 25, 2007

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Love Curtains

When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.

Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

by Andy10215 July 06, 2008

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