KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.

1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!

by A Random Person with a KMC Alignment Issue. January 13, 2008

never had any issues

Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.

“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.

by Blaine2020 February 19, 2020

Issue

A offensive slang term describing a mixed-blood American Indian person in North Carolina and Virginia, dating back to the dated designation of "Persons of Free Issue" on birth certificates and census data before slavery had ended.

You know them issues up in _____ county?

by redbandit2 July 27, 2010

Issa

A sexy dude who is a beast at everything and looks like a built version of Tom Cruise.

Admirer #1: "I wish I was as cool as Issa"
Admirer #2: "I just wish I could get close enough to smell him..."

by beanerbomber May 19, 2011

issh

i suck so hard (you say you do, but actually you suck)

dude, issh!
Huh?
I suck so hard!
Yeah, you do SUCKER!

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

Daughter Issues

When you are dating or are attracted to a girl that resembles or looks exactly like your daughter. Sometimes people mistake said girl for your daughter. Alot younger in age than you.

You must have "daughter issues" your dating a girl I mistaked for your daughter

by BrittanyAnn 😘 April 13, 2021

Issac

The man who broke my heart. Issac used to be the guy who made my heart flutter and I wanted to give him everything I had. I thought he was the single best human being. I cried for weeks when rejected and told myself I would kill myself if I couldn't prove myself. He blinded me, and I loved him more than I loved anyone else because I thought he was the most beautiful man I've ever saw. I loved him so much, and I wanted him. But that was months ago, and now I realize that no man will ever love me as much as I loved Issac. I am over him now, but sometimes I still look back to my past self before I told him, and I remember that I used to be so happy. I like girls now, and I don't think I'll ever fall in love with another man.

Hey Sionna! I want you to slap me as hard as you can if I ever fall in love with Issac again!

by _BrokenSoul_ August 23, 2018