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Irelanding

v.: The act of (in order) taking a shot of whisky, beating your children and wife/girlfriend, taking a bite of a potato, chugging a beer, and burping the Rosary.
Jimmy O'Toole was Irelanding again tonight. Both he and his wife ended up in the hospital.
by SocratesSTG March 30, 2009
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ireneying

to blow things out of proportion; to make a small thing bigger than what it really is.

a play on the the word irony, but verbalized
Don't believe what she says, she always ireneying the story and making it worse than what it really is.
by eddiearias February 22, 2008
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Iran

The latest in a long line of bogeymen for the West.
Person A: Did you hear, they killed Bin Laden?

Person B: Oh yeah, I guess we're all safe now?

Person A: Of course not, now we have to worry about Iran!

See also: Communist, Terrorist, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Taliban, North Korea.
by EveryTypeofCake December 2, 2011
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Iran

Country on the east side of the Arabian gulf. Iran is ethnically diverse with Persians, Azeris, Kurds and Lurs living there.

Iran used to be a monarcy run by the Shar, but he was corrupt, and liked to use his police a bit too much, many people were dirt poor also. The west backed the Shar but during 1978-1979 the Islamic Revolution occured, and Iran's religious elite (the clerics) siezed power.

Iran today is a kind of semi-democracy, and so is ironically much more legitimate than most of the US 'allies' in the region. However the ruling religious elite are a hot minded bunch who see themselves in the van of a gradiose world-historical movement in which their interpretation of Islam will triumph over their enemies (and incidently give them alot of power).

The Iranians grand ambitions are now manifest in their quest to develop nuclear weapons. They also like to sound off about Israel, the Holocaust, interpretations of Western history, The Crusades, anything which will give them some attention basically.

If the Iranians get close to full enrichment Israel will strike with or without US backing, this will throw the region into chaos. If the US strike the same thing will happan. If the US invades it will be insane and the end of superpower status, but the alternative?
In Iran, women have to wear the Hejab but some are no doubt real hot underneath.
by JRy May 25, 2006
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ireland

Ireland is at the western-most edge of Europe, and a rather wonderful edge it is. Its people, along with the Americans and Asians have salvaged the English language as an artistic force. Unfortunately Ireland harbours a peculier condition whereby everything North American, regardless of its stupidity, is considered exceptionally 'grand'.

Coupled with this Ireland has a tendency for its less educated, yet more vocal 10% of the population to bleat nonsense about 'Black and Tans' and generally deride the English, this is regardless of the fact that during WW2, the joint would have become Hitler's private golfing resort without them.

It is a site of:

Unmatched art and culture

Willful ignorance, hypocricy and begrudgery

A technically perfect quasi-socialist Government

High rural suicide rates

Inflatable tri-colour hammers

Heaney

Yeats

Shaw

Friel

Bogs

Casual racism

Cultural openness

Challenging, maddening, gorgeous women

Rampant alcoholism

Men with square heads

Ginger children

People called Seamus

Passports with harps on them

Crap roads

Introspection

Bosco the puppet

Stereotypically superior potatos
Ireland generally is confused, self-contradictory, flawed and possibly the most honestly human place on Earth because of it. Thank fuck for that...
by Clem December 28, 2005
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Ireland

The place where Lucky the Leprechaun is from. Place where Lucky grows marshmallows (hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and me red balloons). Place of other Leprechauns and four-leaf clovers. Where good luck is born and the funny accents. Where magic and rainbows and happiness is located. That island in Europe.
Ahh me Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious! Get me pot of gold out of yer ass. (Kiss me! I'm Irish!)
by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah August 25, 2005
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Iran

The beautiful mysterious safe country of hospitable Persians with a wide variety of cultures and climates and organic food located in middle east (southwest of asia).

This country is ultimatly against tyranny of the U.S around the world. because of this the U.S massmedia and the U.S politicans and the big idiot of the century (Trump) are spreading negative theories about Iran making tourists worried to go there and making Iran a very misterious country. Also the sanctions have made difficulties for living in Iran but also they has made Iran a very cheap country for tourists to travel because dollar has become expensive in Iran's currency.
I traveled to Iran and it was way better than I expected
by Lil mojo October 1, 2018
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