Pat

Pat is a guy that treats a girl right, he’s the exact opposite of a fuck boy/chad.

All the girls want a Pat but they usually go for the Chads.

by Who’s Joe? July 16, 2020

Chucking A Pat

The act, of getting the shits for an extended period of time

Did you see Ben on the weekend? He was chucking a pat, you should of seen him.

by when???? October 24, 2016

Pat potato stuffy

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato

Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.

by Cooperator September 30, 2019

Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010

Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023

flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

pat

it is the act of patting someone or something on the head. mostly because they are a smol bean.

smol doggo: woof
me: wow what a smol bean. I pat
smol doggo: *receives pat*

by Forehead of security April 10, 2022