Devils Hurt Locker

When you shove a straw into a girls ass, then blow a hit from a blunt in it. Then Pull it out and let her fart it back into your mouth.

He gave her the devils hurt locker after taking a huge hit from that blunt!

by Pay me April 28, 2022

The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

hurtful lemonade

Lemonade or other carbonated drinks that are too fizzy and make one's eyes water.

This mainly happens to people who prefer water.

Person 1: I think that I have a bottle of Hurtful lemonade.

Personal 2: No, that's just fiberglass.

by DARK_VOID November 5, 2023

Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024

Hurt

How you feel when some boo boo bullshit happens to yo clown ass and you get depressed. This feeling increases significantly during sad nigga hours if in correlation with emotional pain

Damn bro emma hurt me
Fuck I cracked my phone im hurt

by Lil drippacc February 2, 2018

You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.

Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”

by s a n d March 23, 2020

Hurt

have a pressing need for.

"Frank wasn't hurting for money"

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024