hangover horniness

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.

We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

by bluedevil July 21, 2006

Relationship Horny

The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with

I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.

by Swimmer967 January 17, 2016

Holiday Horny

The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)

Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"

by stovenb August 11, 2020

horny with rage

The highest level of rage achievable that causes an intense urge to reach your hand up someone’s ass and pull out their heart.

I can’t believe he did that. I’m horny with rage right now.

by cbobdbgb February 23, 2020

Doorknob horny

This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!

Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Horny bastard

Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster

Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight

by N_E_K October 31, 2016

Horny Toad

noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK

Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021

1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample.

2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?)
3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.

by Aubsidian December 21, 2021