hoople

A person who frequently drinks alcohol to excess; to the point where it becomes his or her defining characteristic.

That guy is a real hoople.

by Edge March 8, 2005

hoopie/hoopy

Southern, or at least Okie-speak meaning an older or at least "rundown" car. My Dad used it all the time.

Well if this old hoopie/hoopy lasts another couple of months I'm gonna trade it off.

by okiegpabeau January 18, 2010

Ghetto Hoops

-noun

1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage

2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. - bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman's chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt

3. (plural form) A slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman

EXAMPLES:

1. "Daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one helluva ghetto hoop!"

2. "Gabby, check out how low cut Marisa's top is! Let's play us a game of ghetto hoops."

3. "Marisa's got some nice ghetto hoops."

by bettie_monroe March 20, 2009

Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."

by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008

Ho-hoops

Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.

Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?

by wheremygerundsat January 20, 2014

Hoopty

A piece of shit car.

That dude thinks he's cool in that hoopty.

by Bootch143 May 21, 2011

Hoopla

1. A substitute for "horray!" or "yay!"
2. Another way to say "bullshit."

1. I got a 94 on my ELA finals!! HOOPLA! *Raises the roof* (what i did yesterday)
2. Karen, that's just hoopla. I saw you talking about christ with my son! (did not happen to me)

by TheDingDongBiTcH May 15, 2020