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Ho-hoops 

Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.
Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?
Ho-hoops by wheremygerundsat January 20, 2014
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bigger the hoops bigger the ho 

A girls hoop size determines the ho she is.

Bigger the hoops bigger the ho
Her hoop earrings are big, she's a ho. Bigger those bigger the ho! Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores
"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop

Hoola Hoop Ho by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006

hoopskirt ho 

one who plays dress-up on the weekends with mommy and daddy's money. they usually gather in groups and dress in old garb to mimic people who have died who actually had lives that these losers are obviously jealous of. They prance around as though they are actually important, all the while, they are not, only hoopskirt ho's.
Those girls only wish they lived in the 1800's, the are obviously just hoopskirt ho's.
hoopskirt ho by ontheriseinsc March 22, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026