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Airport Hobo

Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger
Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm
by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018
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The Dirty Hobo

The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.

Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.
Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer
by The Dirty Hobo July 24, 2021
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Hobo Dab

An advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. You pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that shit until your herb burns out AND the chamber is completely cleared. Keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.
Example 1:
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.

Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.
by R@D January 28, 2018
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Hobo Woman

Character model in GTA3, renowned for random acts of spectacularly violent abandon. She fears nothing and often voices her fearless stance.
Hobo Woman: "Hobo Woman fears no gravity!" *leaps off lighthouse, firing rockets at anything which moves*
by Zafra Fyn July 30, 2006
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Hobo Land

A magical place in Western Springs where kids go to get high under the highway. May be referred to as the most ghetto place in western springs.
“I saw a drug bust at hobo land!”
“When?”
“During my brother’s tee ball game
by gotthatdrip June 21, 2021
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hobo massacre

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.
Joe: there's an inpection outside my house

Tim: why?

Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.
by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011
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Internet Hobo

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.

A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.
Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"

Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."

James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"

Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."
by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011
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