Handle

A word that can be used to replace almost any verb, but which adds extra emphasis to whatever verb it is replacing, while also adding an extra touch of masculinity.

Example 1.
Person1. Hey do you wanna handle a couple forties tonight?

Person2. I think we will handle more than just a couple!!!

Example2.
Person 1. Yeah man we just handled some Burger King a couple hours ago.

Person 2. Sweet man lets go handle some people on Halo 3!!!

Example3.
Person1.Dude did you see how Mike handled that one chick at the bar? She was on his jock all night!!!

Person2.Yeah man, he handles all the time!!! Maybe with training I'll be able to handle the same way.

Example4.

Person1.Hey were going to go to the beach today and handle a swim, you wanna come?

Person2. Naw man, I have work today, I have to go handle.

by Graveyard Vic August 24, 2009

Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 18, 2006

baggage handler's arm

A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.

"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."

by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

Pull Handle

This is a way to drink your alcohol right from the 1.5 liter bottle. If you pull a handle your no longer a man but an alpha. Shots are for an infant in comparison. If you breath while consuming the alcohol you're reverted back to man status. Many who try die those who live, are legends.

Man: Whoa! how did you down that whole bottle of vodka?
Alpha: Lets just say your a man... and I have evolved into something greater. I call it Pull Handle.

by ssjassassin April 17, 2011

Born with Handles

1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.

Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

oh shit handle

the handle above the passenger-side door that one grabs when the driver makes a hard turn.

Because I was weaving through traffic, she grabbed the oh shit handle and asked me to slow down.

by monkey on a leash October 26, 2010