Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.
Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011
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when receiving a hand-job it is the aim to position her handbag is such way that it will get covered in spunk
by bob2 November 17, 2003
Get the handbagging mug.A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.
Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009
Get the Handy-tard mug.Noun. {han-dee-tee, handy-tee} Relating to the object your t-shirt becomes when cleaning up man juice after taking matters into your own hands; often used in the absence of tube socks and Kleenexes.
Nora: "So after you jack-a-lacked when we had phone sex last night, what did you use for the mess!?"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"
by Gil McBrady July 27, 2007
Get the handyt mug.The nickname given to a girl for when she smokes. Meaning, she gets very handsy. She touches everyone. Name used by Babyhitzmcgee and General. Sometimes used by Jay-Rod.
Shortened form: Handsy
Shortened form: Handsy
by THEHANDSYPANSY June 1, 2011
Get the Handsy Pansy mug.A rugby leauge term used to describe when someone comes to an almost complete stop before hitting the line due to being scared.
A term made famous by Mitchell Fear.
A term made famous by Mitchell Fear.
by Clax1244 March 16, 2016
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