Brazilian handjob

The act of shaving your buddies butthole then have anal sex. He has to clinch his muscles to make it feel like he is gripping you.

Me and my friend were drunk the other day and he gave me a Brazilian handjob! It was awesome!

by Awood79 September 2, 2021

Hong Kong Handjob

When yo girl shits on her hand and gives you a handjob. When you jizz you mix the shit and the jizz and put it in a sushi roll.

Stephanie gave me a Hong Kong Handjob last night. I have tetnis now but it was fucking amazing!

by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 19, 2017

Verbal Handjob

The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"

I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob

by ShawnP October 24, 2008

Handjob McFlurry

A corporate establishment that isn't worth remebering the name of.

Tim, turn left just past the Handjob McFlurry's.

by Skyeler November 5, 2005

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.

Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob

by binx12512 October 31, 2011

handjob

The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.

"What the fuck is this guy doin'? What a handjob."

by Rowdy Burns July 4, 2006