The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy
john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011
Get the Harrisburg hampster tube mug.To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.
Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.
That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster
That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster
by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012
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Girl with a flat chest.
by Moitoi March 21, 2005
Get the Hamster mug.1. A cookie to be eaten by a hampster
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.
by Alcyone September 8, 2006
Get the hampstercookie mug.A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.
That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.
by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007
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