when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once
by scott May 11, 2004
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1. (n.) a neighborhood of northern Baltimore City, Maryland, home to one of the last remaining enclaves of American of severely in-bred, caucasian urban working poor (a.k.a. "white trash"), birthplace of "Hon" culture, inspiration for many a John Waters piece, and site of one of the most daring social experiments of modern, urban America.
Hampden's main thoroughfare, 36th Street, "The Avenue" allows the intrepid observer a glimpse of a truly unique American cultural nexus where one might spy a smelly starving artist, cracked out homeless person, upper class white hipster, and college student all within mere inches of one another.
2. (adj.) anything invoking, reminiscent of, or celebrating Hampden, its culture, or its denizens.
NOTE: not to be confused with Dundaulk.
1. (n.) a neighborhood of northern Baltimore City, Maryland, home to one of the last remaining enclaves of American of severely in-bred, caucasian urban working poor (a.k.a. "white trash"), birthplace of "Hon" culture, inspiration for many a John Waters piece, and site of one of the most daring social experiments of modern, urban America.
Hampden's main thoroughfare, 36th Street, "The Avenue" allows the intrepid observer a glimpse of a truly unique American cultural nexus where one might spy a smelly starving artist, cracked out homeless person, upper class white hipster, and college student all within mere inches of one another.
2. (adj.) anything invoking, reminiscent of, or celebrating Hampden, its culture, or its denizens.
NOTE: not to be confused with Dundaulk.
Did you see that funny lookin' white kid in the purple camouflage pants back there? He was soooo Hampden.
by RightyRoo February 23, 2011
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A disgrace to the wealthy in society. It disgusts me how corporate executives and celebrities think they are so smooth because they venture to the hamptons during the summer. The hamptons is the welfare section of long island. If i hear one more obnoxious "Are you going to the Hampton Classic (equestrian show)," I don't know what I will do. It is sickening how city residents think their fliness factor is drastically increased simply from their owning a home in the poor hamptons. Enough of the hamptons. Someone owning a house there is no better than owning a cardboard box on Fifth Ave. You're impressing no one. hamptons=homeless
This place is disgusting me too much I have to go now.
This place is disgusting me too much I have to go now.
Mr. Fly: Where are you headed?
Poor: I'm off to the hamptons.
Mr. Fly: I know welfare doesn't provide much, but i'll work harder so you can move out of your hamptons shack.
Poor: I'm off to the hamptons.
Mr. Fly: I know welfare doesn't provide much, but i'll work harder so you can move out of your hamptons shack.
by Wealthy September 7, 2006
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Yo Terence they are a fine pair of shit hampers you got on!
I think I just stained my best pair of shit hampers.
I think I just stained my best pair of shit hampers.
by ted61318 October 13, 2009
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Wet Hampster to be made as follows
Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz
add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!
Wet Hampster to be made as follows
Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz
add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!
Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"
Estee: " omg did the popo come?"
Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"
Estee: " Good call !!! "
Estee: " omg did the popo come?"
Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"
Estee: " Good call !!! "
by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010
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