Hamophilia

Hamophilia (noun)
ha·mo·phil·ia /ˌhæmoʊˈfɪliə/

An intense fondness for, preference toward, or humorous obsession with ham or ham-based foods. Someone who is sexually turned on by ham.

• “His devotion to spiral-cut holiday ham made him slightly aroused.”
• “I don’t just like pork — I have full-blown hamophilia.”

by Sexual Hamtastic February 11, 2026

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Homophobic

Someone who is afraid to be at home or stay at home.

Shaun is a homphobe who is homophobic.

by neoPhiliaLog March 13, 2025

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Hamophobia • homophobia • homophobiaphobia • homophobian • Hamophobic • Halophobia • Hemophobia • homophobiaphobiaphobia • homophobiasexual • Hambophobia

Hamatophobia

the gut wrenching fear of ham to the point where you cannot stand it and the thought of it makes you feel violently ill to the point of crying.

“would you like a slice of ham?”
“NO I HAVE HAMATOPHOBIA PLS GET AWAY”

by personnnnnnnnnnnnnn June 17, 2025

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Homophobic

"Straight" and against gay people. (Gay)

Brad: "Ew, gay people are so weird. Everyone should be homophobic."
Chad: "Hey, dude, wassup?"
Brad: "Holy shit dude, you look... Like... Really good today."
Chad: "Thanks, dude... Have you been working out? Your muscles are so... Defined."

by Not A Lime October 6, 2025

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