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Halo 2

A game where whiney little 6 year olds think it's fun to make there parents go buy them a X-Box and Halo 2 and get X-Box live and ruin the online gaming community for everyone else.
.Soon After A 1V1 Match In Halo 2 Game The Young Dude Speaks Up. lEgAy: OMG WTF YOU CHEATED OMG HOW DID YOU GET THAT HEADSHOT OMG CHEAT IMA REPORT YOU FAG!!!! YOUR GONNA GET BANNED1!!!! YOU CHEAT!!!!! .More Mature Guy. Onyx9k: Come talk to me after you've hit puberty you whiny little bitch. lEgAy:.crying sounds. .leaves lobby.
by Shiz66 September 23, 2008
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Miss Halls

Classier than Miss Porters, Westover, Emma Willard and Stoneleigh-Burhnam girls. But WAY more classier than the skanks from Ethel Walker. Unlike those schools MHS girls make a better reputation for themselves. Most likely to be the future senators, presidents, successful business owners, and artists of this century. People may call us the "prudes" but in reality we don't fling ourselves on guys like the other all girls schools. The guys actually come to us. We party hard when we want to but study when we need to. MHS girls are just the best in general. And if anyone has a problem with them...deal with it.
Salisbury guy "who's that girl, and where is she from?"
AOF guy "miss halls of course!"
by angelicalolrose December 7, 2010
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fake halo

an image created, (with lies and deceit), by someone evil or bad to portray themselves as good person.
people may use fake halos to get stuff, like premotions and crap by sucking up to their boss (when they hate everything about them) but people who wear fake halos all the time are truly evil.
the government wears fake halo s all the time aswell as celebrities
by tainted shadow September 17, 2006
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halo dyke

noun: any female, regardless of abillity, who willingly plays either Halo or Halo 2.
1. "Fuck dude, we're getting beaten by a halo dyke, look at the pink armor."

2. "Why don't you go home and play with your barbie doll you little halo dyke."

3. "Prettypinkprincess, definatly a haylo dyke."
by FlyingCubano (gamertag) July 14, 2006
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Halo

Best game ever. With out it, X-box would have never survived. With its spectacular multiplayer options (up to 16 players at once) and its incredable gameplay, Halo is by far one of the best video games ever.
Fred: I bet I could kick your ass in Halo.

Dilbert: BULLSHIT! Your going down.
by Jason Harnisch February 20, 2004
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halo

1. Used Condom
2. Most overrated game of all time.
3. Game newbs think is the best, but is cheesy and kiddy
Wow, Halo sucks.
Hey don't throw your dirty halo at me!
by PwnZor=Killzone October 9, 2004
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Halo

The game, Halo 3, one of the most popular games for the Xbox 360, created by Bungie, mostly used for the multiplayer, as the campaign sucks.

In the campaign, you are the Master Chief, also known as Spartan 117, John, and the Anti-Chri- oh wait nevermind. He is part of the Spartan II (2) project by the UNSC. He is the last remaining Spartan as of 2552.

Halo, a rip-off of Larry Niven's Ringworld, is a large super-weapon used to destroy the Flood. It has only been fired once, which destroyed the Forerunners and all sentient beings within it's radius, since, in actuality, the only way to kill the Flood is by starving it.

The Flood are a parasitic alien life-form that have the ability to latch on to a sentient being and turn it into, basically, a zombie. Also known as a rip-off from Valve's game, Half-Life, the Flood are extremely smart and are able to do many things, like repair ships. The Flood are able to spread with the spores they emit.

The Forerunners are the ones who controlled the Halo rings before they fired one and killed themselves (how smart). It was supposed to starve the Flood, and it would have, had the Covenant not have invaded the ring the Flood previously occupied.

The Covenant, a group of many- uh, actually, five- different species (Brutes, Grunts, Drones, Hunters, Prophets (and previously Elites)). They are the ones who believe that Halo will "Save" them, instead of kill them (which it does).

The Elites were once part of the Covenant before they found out the truth about the Halo rings, as told by the Gravemind. They later side with the UNSC humans.

The Gravemind is the Flood's brain, I suppose. It is extremely intelligent, and I believe it is the one that plans the Flood's attacks, and so forth.

A particular Prophet, the Prophet of Truth, is trying to fire the Ark, telling the Covenant that they will be Save if they believe in God- I mean Halo (although I think he knows that Halo is actually a weapon). He tries tries to fire the ring, but fails. Three times.

The Ark is like the command center for all of the seven Halo rings. It also has a back-up Halo to replace the fourth Halo ring destroyed by the Chief.

To sum it up, the Anti- I mean Master Chief goes to kill Jesu- I mean the Prophet of Truth to stop him from firing God- I mean the Halo rings.
Really, Halo 3 isn't a good game, I suggest buying Halo: Combat Evolved, or Halo 2. They're much better. Because Halo 3 is played by a bunch of twelve year-olds who think they're all that when they're not.
by Mawnzter April 24, 2009
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