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gutty wand

A gay mans very large penis, or "wand" who has been known to posses magical powers not unlike that of a sorcerer, or wizards wand. Typycally the unfortunate ass princess on the receiving side of this bohemith, ends up with very sore "guts"
"Steves stomach cramps caused him to miss work for almost a week, after a long night of ass magic from Brents "gutty wand"
by tummystix72 September 25, 2009
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guttpunch

A bully threat.A punch to the gut unless the demands of a bully are met.
Get outta my seat or I'll guttpunch you!
by Anti-gutt December 21, 2010
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gutterbum

A homeless alcholic whose primary residence is the space between the street and the sidewalk.
That old tooth less vagabond is a total Gutterbum
by Red Dog Randall May 10, 2011
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Gutter helmet

A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.
Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.
by OrangeTruck December 5, 2012
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Gutterpuss

Hey, did you hear the cat play the banjo.

Yea, he was a real gutterpuss
by Wurd2yamotha August 24, 2014
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Gutterpuss

Hey, did you hear the cat play the banjo.

Yea, he was a real gutterpuss
by Wurd2yamotha August 24, 2014
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Gutter Plugger

Someone who prefers initiating anal sex over vaginal intercourse for the pure purpose of seeing the recipient in pain and discomfort.
He was well-known amongst his social circles as a Gutter Plugger because of his insatiable anal appetite and desire for others discomfort.
by TheCircus October 12, 2016
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