greasy wire

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

by sanchez February 12, 2005

greasonably

A term which describes when you are doing "reasonably" well in the recruitment industry, because everyone in recruitment is greasy.

"Its a new account, and we are doing "greasonably" well. We just need another few placements in there!"

by Recruitment God October 5, 2006

Greastopher

A male who wears extremely short shorts.

Look at that guy's shorts! They are incredibly short! He's a Greastopher.

by RBDude July 2, 2008

Greasing the bowl

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

by RicklessPI March 26, 2009

Greasy Troy

A sexual act which involves the use of lots of oils, lubricants, and/or greases.
This can include (but not limited to):
sex lubricants, baby oil, tanning oil, vegetable oil, canola oil, bacon grease etc.

Greasy Troy: Applying any type of lubricants, oils or grease to any desired area of the body (primarily sexual organs) and performing regular, oral or anal sex.

by Gavin852 December 18, 2010

Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.

Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"

by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011

Grease-master

Alcoholic shooter meant for the grimiest of men.
One part vodka, one part bacon grease.

Shots of grease-master, all around !

by realthow May 11, 2011