Your Big Fanny Granny

Term used by 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' as a 'your mom' joke.

Substitute Teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Substitute Teacher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Substitute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

can your granny sew?

A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.

English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"

by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004

i miss my granny

a cheater tryna act innocent

derek you cheated on me last night???

derek: i miss my granny

by Nathan Castro September 30, 2020

Ur granny tranny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur granny tranny

by roblox master 1337 May 27, 2018

Flash your Granny

Inappropriate skin exposure at a family event.

my wedding suit was too big and my mum said "take it in, you don't want to flash your granny al over the church".

by warrengjosh May 26, 2010

Smashing the black granny out of it

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.

On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009

Baby Bomber/Granny Robber

A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.

"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"

by capitalismisthecrisis October 21, 2013