das goat

the act of tucking your penis behind your thighs in the goat position and a girl or guy sucking your dick from behind with her nose in your butt hole

i met this freaky girl last night and she loved doing das goat. by the end of the night her nose was brown.

by Dale Langerble November 21, 2010

blow a goat

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.

"Go blow a goat, i hate you."

by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003

fuck the Goat!

Just a great saying... meaning "oh Dammit" or "fuck it" in general, just with much more style!

Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager!
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"

by Becca T November 29, 2004

Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

by xDStevieee July 18, 2010

goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree

look at that goat in a tree

by directionalarrow May 29, 2008

Goat Rope

goat rope--definition--A very confused situation

To teach new cowboys the art of roping a moving target, such as a horse or a steer, novices would be put in a pen full of goats, which were smaller and less dangerous, to hone their craft. The old-timers would gather to watch, drink, whoop and be amused by the ensuing melee. It was not a pretty sight.

I'm a writer with a book of the same name and I did extensive research to find the origins of this term.

Man, what a train wreck, what a goat rope!"

by Daniel Blore November 11, 2007

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

by moneyblues September 15, 2010