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Guitar Hero 

A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.
GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"

Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."
Guitar Hero by qAaRoN May 4, 2007
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Possibly the best instrument ever, it can be used in just about any style of music, and virtually an ENDLESS amount of tones can be achieved on electric guitar by changing your amplifier, pickups, amp settings, adding effect pedals, etc etc. Individual playing style also affects your sound which most people aren't willing to accept. You won't sound like your idol even if you are using exactly the same equipment.

Also, an instrument which practically everyone in the world claims to play, yet only a precious few are any good at it. Just because you can play power chords, tune in drop-d, or get weird sounds using a ton of effects, doesn't make you a decent guitarist (don't get me wrong, there are a lot of interesting things that can be played in alternate tunings including drop-d that can't be done in standard tuning, but that isn't usually why they are used).

Nowadays companies such as Warmoth allow players to build custom guitars that will look and sound the way they want, however a basic knowledge of tone woods is required and they don't guarantee that the guitar will sound good when put together.
I thought playing the guitar was supposed to get you laid. Damn, I must be really ugly.
guitar by Nick Ekström December 9, 2008

ghiamania 

a condition when one becomes so obsessed with heavy drinking and picking up hoes that he continually wakes up with the shakes. in some instances he may actually score, but very rarely.
after moving to india, he got ghiamania so bad that he had to start the day off with a shot of bourbon.
ghiamania by Bizzle November 17, 2003
A cute loser that plays videogames, she will always be mad that you call her cute but her being mad just makes her even cuter.
Dude1: Man my girlfriend was so cute when she got mad that I called her cute.

Dude2: Oh she's definitely a Ghiza.
ghiza by Doodoo :v May 9, 2018

Ghiaccio 

A term for media entertainment, mainly anime, when two characters outsmart each other continuously in a short amount of time.

The term comes from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind's minor antagonist named Ghiaccio, whose battle suffered from this issue.
I love this anime, but it has too many ghiaccios.
Ghiaccio by Unlucky8 October 14, 2020

Acoustic Guitar Bod 

A body type in between beach bod and eating Fritos. A sort of semi fat hourglass shape.
“She has an hour glass shape but she is a bit heavy.”
“Yeah she has the acoustic guitar bod.”

guitar wankage 

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008