Goonad

Another term for 'gonad', or balls.

Goonad was actually used by batshit Colonel Custer in the film Little Big Man, in an amusing segment.

by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019

Goondick

A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.

Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?

A:We should put in firemens pole.

A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!

by Goondick February 7, 2019

Goon

Same as saying ‘silly’ or ‘goof-ball’
Used in a fun joking manner

Paul “When I get drunk I like to play Xbox in my army gear”
Bob “lol dude ur such a goon!”

by BasicSavage01 April 29, 2019

Goon

Idiot

‘That kid is such a goon’

by [e-mail] July 31, 2019

Goon Drop

To CC someone on an email purely to put pressure on the primary recipient.

Colleague 1: "How's the big report going?"
Colleague 2: "Mark hasn't been has dropped the ball and let the deadline slip, I'm going to Goon Drop the CEO so he hurries the fuck up."

by GoonDropBear December 10, 2019

Goon

A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.

Leader: “Flag up Goons”

by ‘The Sentinel’ September 2, 2020

Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.

We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.

by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022