Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

April the gecko

This is just simply a amazing word cause this is the best gecko in the worlds name :D

April the gecko is the best gecko ever!

by ppisgeorgespride March 20, 2021

reverse balkan gecko

the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole

jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy

by damo dazza February 27, 2024

reverse balkan gecko

the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole

jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy

by damo dazza February 27, 2024

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026

It's been true from the gecko.

Describes da fact dat a Government Employees Insurance Company policy has always been extremely easy to sign up for --- so easy, in fact, dat even an "ancient" caveman during da beginning of civilization could have done it.

Even if actor Jeff Daniel Phillips's "dumb 'n' crude" advertising-figure character takes a plane to a distant point on da globe, "there's always something" --- such as a huge poster mounted on da wall of da airport-terminal dat trumpets da company offering ridiculously-simple-to-get auto-coverage --- "to remind him of another place and time"; said reminder is nothing new: it's been true from the gecko.

by QuacksO November 12, 2025

Mr. Gerhold

Pedo who likes his students. Annoying mf and he should kill himself.

Person: Do you like Mr. Gerhold
Smart person: No.

by Sluttywhore8=D November 16, 2021