Straight Up Gangster Penis 

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis

1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

Straight Up Gangster Penis by Wazson8 November 8, 2010

Tuppaware Gangstas 

In relation to all the wanna be hard-ass niggers/wiggers who only wear FuBu WuTang And DaDa

"Check Out The Tuppaware Gangstas, Lets Go Start Some Shit"

Tuppaware Gangstas by Shit Starter October 12, 2004

paper gangster

a gangster on paper only. birth certificate may even state "poor rich kid." Current pop culture dictates he copy the "gangsters" on tv and dress hip hop/urban.

Check this paper gangster.. walking with a limp but never got shot. Someone aught to revoke the sticker from his hat.

paper gangster by ThisBytes March 8, 2009

Doppel-Gangers 

someone who copies your order, a copy-cat

Person: I'd like a white chocolate mocha
Person 2: I'd like the same thing
Person: you doppel-ganger

Doppel-Gangers by Janae F August 28, 2005

Facebook Gangster 

A person who uses facebook to send lots of messages to his/her facebook friends.

A person who continuously messages others on facebook.

A person who is addicted to messaging others on facebook.

A person that calls out others on facebook, by either posting on others' walls or by sending them private messages.

Dude, I was facebook gangstering these girls on facebook.

You're a facebook gangster.

Facebook Gangster by toonchoon September 13, 2010

gangster 

There are five types of "gangsters."

1 - The wannabes. This is a group of white or black kids who, although have never committed a felony, call themselves "gangsters," "Homie G's," or other wasteful nicknames. They call themselves gangsters because they listen to rap, sag, talk in slang, and cuss. This group is found mostly in Junior High, but unintelligent elementary school kids may also be these kinds of gangsters.

The hilarious thing about this group of “gangsters” is that they speak so seriously, but they don’t realize they look like complete morons.

2 - The Mini-Mafia. This group, high enough to be called an actual gang, consists of High-Schoolers who may do criminal acts such as vandalism, underage sex, drinking (or other forms of alcohol) and/or occasional murders. These people are generally uneducated morons, yet they are still hazardous.

3 - The Mafia. This group is consisting of thugs who will willingly identify a man, track him down, and kill him for money. Generally, they are white businessmen (or not, depending on your definition of “businessmen”) They are very organized and are often associated with cocaine and other drugs. They are, however, usually civilized enough not to talk in slang tongues.

4 - The Upper-Class. This group consists of adults who, formerly or imaginably, used to be poor men struggling for survival, forced to live on the streets. As a result of writing rap songs out of their experiences, they gain money, fame, and like every celebrity, hatred.

5 – The Real Deal. This consists of people who were born and raised on the streets. Instead of nobly living a homeless life in a shelter or acting as a typical hobo, they choose to commit crimes to get money (most of which end up being used for drugs and alcohol). Life near The Real Deal is a large risk.

1 - George: "Yo, Gordon, what's up me Homie Black?"
Gordon: "Nothing much, fucka. I've just been hangn' in the hood"
George: "Shut yo' mouth, foo'. The gangster life just don't tolerate shit like that."

2 - George: "Yo, Gordon, what'd yo' do to dat punk who bumped yo' in the hallz?"
Gordon: "I just left a sample of hell on his backporch."
George: "Fire settles everything, me nigga. By the way, Yolanda is pregnant..."

3 - George: "Gordon, sit down. A man by the name of Tom Cruise has mocked our headquarters. I want you to take him out."
Gordon: "I have no motivation."
George: "I will offer $5,000 if you can get him dead tonight."
Gordon: "Where'd I put my gun?"

4 - "I started out at 15
Scared as hell
I took 30 off a pack
And i made them sales
As a youth man i used to hustle for loot
With that little deuce deuce
And my triple fat goose
Sippin' easy jesus
Rockin' the leases
But mama whipped me when she found my pieces
I look back on life and think thank god im blessed
We the best on the planet so forget the rest" - Tony Yayo

5 – George: Damn bitch ran into me, so I gunned down dat mutha fucka.
Gordon: Did you get his wallet?
George: I already bought the crack.

gangster by Fra22 August 30, 2008

Gangsterosis 

The process by which someone becomes gangster. A series of challenges and obstacles, overcome by those who are truely hood.

Chris Lee passed the gangsterosis examination earlier this week, Zach Rose unfortunetly failed.

Gangsterosis by Robert Morrison April 22, 2005