Substitute Teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Substitute Teacher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Substitute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!
Greg: Your Mama!
Substitute Teacher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Substitute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!
by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 31, 2009
A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.
English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"
by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004
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by roblox master 1337 May 27, 2018
my wedding suit was too big and my mum said "take it in, you don't want to flash your granny al over the church".
by warrengjosh May 26, 2010
An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.
by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009
A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.
"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"
by capitalismisthecrisis October 21, 2013