google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.

My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.

by fittytrent May 10, 2016

mind-google

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.

No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.

by BFSduo November 4, 2010

According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

Google Fuckery

When another person is able to locate information on Google that you had trouble finding

Dude, Jeremy got the links you were searching for all night!
Damn, that's some google fuckery

by PublicVoidStart April 26, 2022

mystery googling

verb. to be mystery googling

to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.

so the other night i was mystery googling, and i actually met someone cool who likes the same bands as me!

mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number

by MKGggg December 23, 2009

google coder

A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.

John: Why is this code so poorly written?

Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!

by manual63 November 28, 2012

Google Shaming

Openly mocking ignorance which could easily be remedied by a simple Google search. Typically passive aggressive and deadpan, Google shaming is often missed by the recipient.

John: Where can I find a free PDF converter?

Jane: Uhm... OK. Have you tried... like... Google?

Dave: Wow Jane. Nice Google Shaming.

by Aube Wucherpfennig November 6, 2013