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Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo
"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."
by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010
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Glendora

City in the San Gabriel Valley about 25 miles from DT Los Angeles. Predominantly white, with a high-ranking school district and diverse housing stock. Very "Leave it to Beaver."
Many Churches and a significant amount of Mormons. Overwhelmingly Republican.

See Nouveau Riche
Man: I'm Republican, Christian, and I drive a Lifted Chevy Silverado.
Other Man: You must be from Glendora.
by sereptitious June 14, 2011
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glacier boy

The male equivalent to an Icy Girl. AKA A male who is all about his money. He’s always on his grind, determined to get what he wants, and look good while doing it.
Saweetie: *Exists*
Quavo: You so icy, I’m a glacier boy
by udictisfordaboiz October 24, 2020
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glasgow kiss

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.
Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.
by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008
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glpbystastic

the feeling of complete success in your life; being better than the rest.
Our love is too amazing, it's glpbystastic.
by horny dory December 23, 2008
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Gliscor

A Pokémon introduced in Diamond and Pearl. Gliscor evolves from a Gligar that you give the Razor Fang and level up at night. Gliscor is a Ground and Flying type.
My Gligar evolved into Gliscor last night.

Gliscor used Earthquake!
by VelvetEspeon June 19, 2009
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Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).
When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."
by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010
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