fuckedaphobia

Being scared of getting into a situation that seems to have no way out.

" I recently developed fuckedaphobia when i found out they were firing people at my job."

by The Shmexy Cookie Monster March 11, 2006

Food Fucked

When you go to places that usually serve good food and you get served crappy food with crappy service. Then you decide to go to krispy kreme and it turns out they dont have original glazzed.

Danny: Dude those burgers sucked and the fries were hard as fk.
NIck: Yeah dude..... lets go to krispy kreme.
20 min of driving later at krispy kreme
Danny: Dudue they Dont Have ORIGINAL GLAZZED WTF!!!!!
NIck: Dude WE GOT FOOD FUCKED TONIGHT.

by nick and djr November 14, 2011

come fuck me pumps

high heeled, ankle strapped woman's shoes circa 1940s causing one to walk in a pronounced, seductive, strutting motion, made popular by actress Joan Crawford

Listen, Mary, just because you're wearing those Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me Pumps, you still ain't no movie star!

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

You Done Fucked Up

To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

Man: *doing his woman* Oh! Mary!
Woman: MARY!? WHO'S MARY!
Man: Shit.....
Woman: Oh You done fucked up now!!

by EonLover380 January 2, 2015

fuckedyourbitch

I fucked you bitch nigga I fucked your bitch she sucked my dick nigga she sucked my dick

friend:what did you do last night
me:umm well fuckedyourbitch

by a swagster November 28, 2013

UD-fucked

When your awesome definition is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors.

Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.

by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007

and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010