Kung Fu Head

When a hot ass girl takes on a big meat and gives the best head imaginable, as in doing kung fu.

Lauren gave Kung Fu Head to the new african exchange student.

by Stick em hard October 16, 2008

bu fu

1) The act of sexual intercourse, usually preformed by homosexuals, or by males on females, though is possible for a female to 'bu fu' a male with utensils such as a banana or dildo.
2) The kinky Asian act of taking another from behind. Usually to the surprise of their friends

She is a crazy thai soyasauce - she bu fued him with a effing plantain!

by madderhat January 18, 2009

kung fu

The art of extreme computer hacking. Also a derogative term to call someone's computer defenses weak. As demonstrated in the movie "the core"

"my kung fu can hack the FBI"

"your kung fu is not strong!"

by iamthefosh January 13, 2009

Stretch Fu*ked

When a girl at the gym stretches in front of you with the sole purpose of turning you on, not for actually "getting loose"

I got the worst mesh shorts boner when that hot blonde stretch fu*ked me by the stairmaster

by meshshorts boners January 22, 2010

Dirty Fu Man Chu

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.

I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.

by Spencer June 20, 2003

Tongue Fu Twa

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.

Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

fairy fu

The kind of karate that fairies do. Most commonly it is done at random, ambush style, and results in the fairy taking advantage of the guy she attacks; however, she is never resisted and the guy loves it. Often is in the form of ridiculous karate chops and hi-yas. Can be flying or on the ground. Also can be done wearing fairy costumes.

Fairy- Watch out cause I am about to use my fairy fu and karate chop you!
Man- Oh fairy please don't. I would die if you had your way with me!
Fairy- Pow! Karate Chop Chop Chop! Now let me do what I want to you or I will fairy fu you again.
Man- Ok Fairy I submit.

by Rachel the Fairy December 31, 2008