Seattle Freeze

What obnoxious out-of-toweners call it when we cultured, refined, artistic Seattleites feel annoyed and bored of them.

Oh my God I was so popular in Sticksville, why is everyone trying to get away from me? Seattle Freeze must get everybody. What, they're hanging out with that person? They don't seem very fun and loud compared to me! Must be a clique.

by Seattletron February 10, 2013

freezer burn

the effect on someone when they have sex in a considerably cold place, usually outside in the snow. doing it in an igloo or outside in sub zero temperatures

"ya i did it with my girfriend last night in an igloo we made outside"

"it was cold as hell last night! didnt you get freezer burn??"

"ya it was the hottest thing ever!"

by snowangel2011 November 14, 2011

Jungle Fleece

The sporadic growth of pubic hair found on the shaft of a penis.

"My girlfriend complains that my jungle fleece gets stuck in her teeth when she gives me a blow job."

by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009

Freezer

A girl who has sex with a lot of men.

You keep your meat in the freezer

by beatricebabezz October 1, 2010

Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?

Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.

by aldri49 July 30, 2021

freeze out

Any easy winter time trick to get an unwanted deep sleeping or passed out guy or girl out of your bed. Simply open up any windows in your bedroom remove the covers from them and wait until they're too cold to keep sleeping.

Dude 1: Man that girl just wouldn't wake up and get the hell out of my room. I made noise, moved around the bed even pushed her alittle.

Dude 2: So what did you do to get her out of there.

Dude 1: Just opened all the windows took the covers away and gave her the old freeze out

by Pomack September 10, 2011

FReeper

A Conservative who reads information that is of public interest and uses free speech to opine

A Freeper might post the following:

You can make me convert to Islam, give up my gun, and/or vote for the Democrats, after you retrieve my body from a large pile of empty brass.

by do the Dhue October 7, 2006