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pounding your flounder

"Did you get caught pounding your flounder when your parents came down for the family orgasm"
by echzthskltiu March 21, 2009
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The Foundation

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Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008
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foundate

To bicker in an online chat room, such as on a DC hub, or IRC channel.
"Why do you always foundate everything I say?!?"
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Flounder Pounder

A guy that bangs his gf's "Flounder/Vagina" with a vengeance...A FLOUNDER POUNDER...
Mike is such a Flounder Pounder, you can tell becuase his girlfriend walks funny....
by PokemNthepink January 5, 2011
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fondookie

A dump that follows eating and immense amount of fondue. Also known as fonduece or fondump.
That guy was drinking so much and eating so cheese, that when he went skinny dipping later that night, he ended up laying a fondookie in the pool. He cleared the whole pool out when somebody noticed and yelled "We've got a code brown. Fondookie in the pool!"
by the comand'r October 5, 2013
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One of the most one sided political sites on facebook. They make up lies and idiots will believe them.

There whole point is that Obama will not be reelected!
The The Liberty and Freedom Foundation posted all day christmas that we need 2 get along yet the day after they started there shit again
by Mayor Jim West December 31, 2011
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