Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
Get the Garbage Merchantmug. The garbage that is a man (if they are indeed garbage) and or a woman who is the garbage for a man (if she is indeed garbage). An irrelevant person who makes ignorant decisions or makes flat out stupid comments. An insult toward a person who is lower than garbage. Also see fuckboy.
Eddie was offended when Andrea banged her fist on the table jokingly. He said "what is wrong with you!?" In a serious tone.
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.
Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.
Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."
by AmyTequilahouse March 3, 2017
Get the man garbagemug. Garbage Expression is a satirical form of expression that was discovered by Jonny Marrero through psychedelic experiences. GE usually portrays more emphasis on completely ignorant, obnoxious and crude comments. Very similar to the online trolling(as it's particularly used online and through other forms of social media), Garbage Expression is expressing completely ignorant/vile thoughts or ideas through any form of expression whether that be in real life or online, using phrases and thoughts that make people cringe or feel uncomfortable. Garbage Expression seems to be a now very prominent form of humor, as we are starting to see it in the media. A perfect example of Garbage Expression would be the humor portrayed through The Eric Andre Show.
Jonny is so into anti-comedy so much that he now uses garbage expression as a form of personal entertainment.
by ALBUS DUMBLEDORS October 17, 2016
Get the Garbage Expressionmug. by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018
Get the Garbage Bin Coonmug. If you say the words Garbage Toast it means I don't think this is a good idea. Use this when your with a few people and someone says something you don't think is good.
by Yee Yee fembog April 29, 2021
Get the Garbage Toastmug. 1. the garbage left on the floor by an unsupervised dog.
2. any undesirable person, or their face.
3. your mom's face.
2. any undesirable person, or their face.
3. your mom's face.
"dude i went into my living room and my dog had destroyed my toaster oven" "oh we've got some Dog Garbage then, and i'm not talking about your mom's face.
by facepuncher9000 January 16, 2011
Get the Dog Garbagemug. by yittle.yegs January 31, 2018
Get the Garbagemug.