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Amherst Football Team

The team that thinks they can do good, but then when the game actually comes up, they bomb it and blow a 30 to 12 lead, but then the tides turn and then the score becomes 30 to 45 and they Amherst Football team ends up with an L.
Amherst Football team: Alright boys u ready for the big game, YEAH!!
Game score: 35 to 1, Amherst leads.
Third quarter:35 to 200
Amherst Football team: WE LOST, BUT WERE SO GOOD THO!
"school kids make jokes about Amherst Football team being good"
Amherst Football team: TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!
by gWRIOL November 14, 2018
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Fag Football

A version of American football where two fully nude teams play with a bar of soap in a communal shower.
I am the leading tackler on my local YMCA fag football team!
by Tom's Brady September 22, 2021
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passing the football

The act of two lovers pressing their asses together and one partner shitting a large solid turd into the anus of the other partner.
If you want to spice things up in the bedroom, passing the football never fails.
by Midnight Assassin June 22, 2016
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National kiss a football player day

Today is national kiss a football player day i’m so excited.
by ashley.29 October 28, 2019
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football team

gathering of large black men. see "nasty nate".
by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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American Football

An extremely intense sport, popular in America, Canada, and played in parts of Australia, which involves large amounts of endurance, strength, and strategy. Brits like to bash it, only because the term "football" is one more thing Americans have that used to be only theirs (oh snap), and because soccer (futbol, football, whatever) is the worlds most popular sport, they can't comprehend the fact that people don't agree with the majority.

The sport has become an obsession in America, and is a giant part of American culture. The rest of the world is obsessed with the lovely little gentlemans sport of futbol, America is obsessed with the hard-hitting high impact sport of football. Were different, not ignorant. If you don't like it, fake an injury and hope America gets a red card
People get mad when Americans bash soccer, and insist that we don't understand and that were ignorant of other cultures outside our own. Though, ironically, everyone else does the same exact thing when it comes to American football... But the majority agrees with them, so it's ok
by Sifp July 26, 2010
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footballer

Soccer player for Americans, football player to the world. Only those with the highest skill are true footballers.
by DAN26 August 30, 2005
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