A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.
Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.
Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.
Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!
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