fist fuck friday

A hard days work on Friday. A busy Friday night, when things go wrong. overwhelmed on a Friday.

Are you ready for Fist Fuck Friday (FFF)?

This is going to be a Fist Fuck Friday!

by Rchef326 January 3, 2008

Fisterbating

A form of masterbation used by women inwhich they insert there entire fist / arm up there vagina.

Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".

Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".

by Tom Hurd January 15, 2008

Fist fight

The lesbian version of a hate fuck.

I can't believe Hilary and Sarah actually hooked up. I bet it was a real fist fight. hate fuck lesbian prolapse

by Doc Bliss March 29, 2015

Ecuador Volcano Fist

A sex move that involves a fist, the screaming of "waaaagh" and pints of liquid poo. There are far too many variations to nail down a proper definition. Most normal folk often use this particular move in tandem with a donkey punch of Canadian Starburst.

It was all fun and games until she got hit with the Ecuador Volcano Fist.

by Waaagh July 14, 2009

double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

Mr.Slippery Fist

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.

Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

by Argonak April 11, 2008

fist

To put your hand up another person's arse. A favorite pastime of turd burglars. (How else could they burgle those turds?)

Bruce and Dennis like to fist each other in front of the movie theater.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005