Financhies

Financhies are college students that only have cool looking laptops and school gear because they have such amazing financial aid. Most financhies usually give up college as soon as they get their financial paychecks because they have no life.

Student 1: Why do these poor ass looking people have such nice college gear???
Student 2: Oh, because they are stupid financhies

by iversonallyn November 25, 2010

Finalral

The culmination of so many finals you believe you're going to die. Resulting in the afterlife that is summer vacation, aka, heaven.

FML I have 7 finals this week, it's a finalral.

by billiam09 June 1, 2011

financial bulimia

Emptying your bank account on drugs and other financially unsound purposes.

Friend1: Is Andrew on a drug binge or what?
Friend2: Yea man hes got a serious case of financial bulimia.

by gypsythrap September 19, 2011

finagled (v.)

The act of achieving a ridiculously ridiculous goal by even more ridiculous means.

Someone can easily call shenanigans on anyone who is caught in the act of finagling.

Patrick finagled (v.) his way into convincing the Registrar's Office to let him design eight of his own "Denny's" majors.

by P-norts October 18, 2011

Finaling

The act or process of preparing for, taking, or mourning Final exams.

A: Hey do you want to hang out?
B: I'm finaling, go away......

Or

A: Hey do you want to hang out?
B: I'm finaling....I totally bombed my last final

by spectacularEll1 May 9, 2014

Finals five

The five pounds you gain at the end of every semester from stress eating during finals week

Man i cant believe i gained the finals five again this semester

by Samethough June 10, 2014

Final Fapasy

While playing any of the Final Fantasy games, masturbate durning every cut scene.

Me: Dude, I mastubated seven times with in an hour yesterday.

Friend: Sh*t! What were you doing?

Me: playing FFXIII - 2.

Friend: you live your on final fapasy

by Rade Tabooty June 14, 2014