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Financhies 

Financhies are college students that only have cool looking laptops and school gear because they have such amazing financial aid. Most financhies usually give up college as soon as they get their financial paychecks because they have no life.
Student 1: Why do these poor ass looking people have such nice college gear???
Student 2: Oh, because they are stupid financhies
Financhies by iversonallyn November 25, 2010
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Financier 

Financier is a small French almond cake, that is flavoured with Beurre Noisette and also was baked in a small mold.
it's light and moist with a single crisp, eggshell-like exterior, the traditional financier also contain egg whites, flour, and some powdered sugar.
some of the molds are small rectangular loaves similar in size to petit fours.

if you want to pronounce financier it's like "Finən'sir" not "Finan'sier"
I just started eating Financier by travelling to French and it tasted like heaven!
Financier by holydrugs May 19, 2022

Financier Cookie 

A character from a popular game called Cookie Run: Kingdom. They are a cookie. People probably simp for them. They're from the Creme Republic, a place in the game. Also, I made this because apparently no one else did.
"OMG I JUST GOT FINANCIER COOKIE IN CRK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

financier felons

Also Known As: a Banker CEO or Insurance CEO (noun/plural)

1. Banker CEO or Insurance CEO
2. Recipient of $$ millions in bonus booty
3. Inventor of new fees for public
they were financier felons sweeping up millions is bonus booty. Studying the

technique of the street creep by hardly

working hard circling the unsuspecting public like avulture capitalist.
financier felons by malia1950 February 5, 2010

Calculating Finances

The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.

The child was Calculating Finances too hard.

Financships 

1. A relationship built primarily on financial growth, investment, or mutual economic benefit.
2. A partnership where money, wealth, and opportunity are the foundation instead of emotion or casual friendship.
Being defined as “I don’t want friendships, I want financships—connections that stack paper, not waste time.”
Financships by BIGTADA September 2, 2025

Wealthy Financier

The wealthy financier Jeffrey Epstein...
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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