Blowhole Fetus

While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole similar to a dolphin's blowhole.

1. I like to pour palmolive soap into Missy's dead blowhole fetus, and watch it blow bubbles.

by Dom C April 10, 2008

festus

Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad

Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus

by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014

Fergus

When you avoid paying your share of a bill by leaving early, typically claiming illness

I am a bit thinned off this month, i'll have to do a Fergus

by alleycat3 May 21, 2015

festus

penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.

by drakespubichair February 21, 2020

Baby fetus

What i enjoy for my breakfast. Often accompanied by a glass of milk. Some like it sauteed in a pan. I prefer it raw, but thats just me. Can be found in your local grocery store or Abortion Clinic (they're in the dumpsters).

Many celebritys such as Bob Barker and Paris Hilton eat baby fetuses and you should to!

Billy Jean: What'd ya have for breakfast this mornin?

Tom Spilchnor: Baby fetus and a cake.

by Senor.Cookies. October 3, 2009

fetus

something emo kids seem to have a fascination with esp. in attempts to sound "cool/funny" by blurting out random statements including it

I'ma chew on your fetus!

by telephone45 January 22, 2009

Fetus

A tasty, juicy, morsel, made of human flesh, blood, and many organs, which vary depending on gender.

Hey, I just went in a hospital, murdered a family, and mutilated a pregnant mother and ripped her organs out, and harvested her fetus in a basket. I'm gonna spice it once I get home!

by Die Fuhrer March 27, 2013